- 2 rather large baking potatoes
- a liberal amount of seasoned salt
- slightly less Hot Shot!, pepper blend (or any like product)
- garlic powder, chili powder, or anything else with a kick
Chop the potatoes into about half-inch pieces. In a bowl mix potatoes with spices, salt, and about a half cup of water. Dump into a hot frying pan and cover. Let cook until potatoes are mushy, adding water if necessary to keep it from burning.
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