i keep bumping into you everywhere and you’re starting to get weirded out but i’m not stalking you it’s just a string of coincidences i swear no wait let me explain
you keep taking my favorite seat and lately you’ve started making eye contact while you do it so this is turning into a weirdly intense race and i’m always happy when i win but i’m more happy that i get to see you
you had to sell your pet to me due to not being able to care for it financially but its rly obvious how devastated you are about it so do you want to maybe visit it once a week or something
you’re a wait person at a strip club and i can’t even focus on the strippers anymore bc of you
you’re my editor and i’ve been writing popular love stories about you for years and i should probably stop bc you’re starting to figure it out but it’s the only thing that will sell and i need the money oh god
I spammed your email with 2007-era youtube memes and only just now realized my friend’s email was gmail, not yahoo, and oh my god I’m so sorry
We got in a twitter war over which of our waifus was better and you doxxed me and found out we’re neighbors
We’re both soccer moms/dads from the same team and we always get really competitive over who can bring the best snack for the kids and your stupid lemon squares could never beat my— oh wow these are really good
We’re taking a Photoshop class together and I saw you editing a screencap to make it look like Sasuke and Naruto are kissing, what the fuck can you show me how you did that
You hacked my computer and I opened up Word and we’ve been typing back and forth, now you’re consoling me after I had a bad day
I’m always the top score at arcade games and you beat my score at my favorite game and made your scoreboard name “(PERSON A)SUX” and I went to confront you about it and holy shit you’re really hot
You rear-ended my car trying to park and I’ve always had a secret crush on you so I’m using exchanging insurance information as an excuse for us to get coffee
I’m an underpaid retail worker and you stood up for me when a rude old yuppie mom started chewing me out over literally nothing and I couldn’t talk back or I’d lose my job is there any way I can repay you for this?
We’re both Vocaloid cover artists and we do duets a lot and it turns out almost all of our fans ship us and now we’re actually considering it
I am the coach/team assistant and you are the cute but problematic athlete that I must cater to/scold always.
I work at a kiosk in the mall on weekends but I know you from class so I’m avoiding eye contact instead of calling you out but you came over anyways f u c k.
We’re both waiting for our rides and they’re super late so it’s just you and me alone looking at the road awkwardly.
YOU ARE HAVING A MAJOR WARDROBE MALFUNCTION AND I’M TOO DECENT OF A PERSON TO NOT TELL YOU.
I’m your younger sibling’s babysitter and you show up randomly during my shift and eat food before disappearing again so all I know about you is what this five year old tells me.
I’m complaining about how my back hurts and everyone is telling me you give life changing massages and they’re basically forcing me over here hi.
We’re in line at the DMV together and you have a lot of questions about the forms but I don’t really mind because you’re very cute.
My friend has a major crush on you so I went to go start talking them up with you and oh no now I have a crush on you. Shit.
Everyone I talk to mentions you at some point and I didn’t get it but now we’ve met and I do. I definitely do.
You work at this store that I’ve never been to but I have a shopping list from a family member so you just have to help me for an hour sorry.
You’re my best friend’s sibling and a big no-no but also you begrudgingly make us snacks and play as the 4th person in board games if we need one and you’re super cute and I’m 99% sure my BFF would kill me if they knew what I was thinking about.
We’re arguing over who should take the last seat on the bus and now it’s just a stubborn contest as we both refuse to sit.
We’re neighbors and your dog keeps running into my yard which is ok but seriously please control your canine bc I’m having a hard time keeping it together talking to you.
We knew each other when we were like 2 years old because our moms are friends and we haven’t seen each other since but now your family is visiting and you’re a lot hotter than you were when you were a toddler.
I unknowingly requested your favorite song at this dance and now you want to dance to it with me to say thanks?
Your significant other is going to break up with you and I have to warn you before you make a huge mistake with that ring.
My friend hooked up with your roommate and I had to come get their phone that they left because they’re too ashamed but you’re funny and now I don’t want to leave.
Everyone thinks I have a crush on your friend but actually I like you which is even more embarrassing.
I’m the store manager and you’re the new employee who struggles with the time cards.
Our friends are mortal enemies and this is some Romeo and Juliet shit right here.
We’re at a record store and I’m listening to you struggle so pathetically with bands and different genres that I have to butt in.
One of my parents picked a fight with you because you bumped into them on accident/gave them the wrong cash back/and your friends are being too loud/etc. and I’m just very red and very embarrassed as they cuss you out.
you’re a metal guitarist and I’m a classical violinist and due to scheduling errors we have to share the practice room at school
I hate poetry and you keep writing love poems for me
we both rode as singles on this giant roller coaster and I didn’t realize how afraid of heights I really was and you don’t seem scared so please let me hold your hand for emotional support”</em></span>\r\n<span style=”color: #000000;”><em> – “my photography project is due tomorrow and I know you don’t like to have your photo taken but I need a model now
you’re a sports jock and I’m a bookworm and it looks like we got partnered up for a project worth half of our grade
I’m a fashion guru and you’re my roommate who has a terrible fashion sense
I’m a morning person and you’re a night person
I can hear your heavy metal music from upstairs and I can’t hear my classical music over top of it
We’re passing each other on our bikes and I’m sorry I’m staring at you but your hair is the colour of the galaxy and fuck, your face is cute too and now I drove head first into a lamp post could you please stop laughing
I thought I was alone in the office because it’s hella late so I was singing while getting a new cup of coffee until I heard you giggling behind me and you startled me so much I poured hot fucking coffee onto my shirt
It’s hella late and I hear someone singing in this office and I’m kinda scared, but also intrigued because what a pretty voice that is actually?
We’re recording us listening to and commenting a radioplay for our youtube channel but it’s so boring you fell asleep and I don’t have the heart to wake you up because you look so cute, but the video needs to be out tomorrow and holy shit, you look even more adorable when you’re waking up all confused and flustered
We accidentally filmed really inapropriate stuff while making a ranking video, but that’s okay, I’m just gonna cut that out and delete it WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LEND OUR MEMORY CARD TO A FRIEND?
We’re on a street fair for a date and everything is going nice until we have dinner and you’re allergic to one of the ingredients and oh god don’t die on me, oh god, oh god, oh god, NO I WON’T CALM DOWN, stop laughing at me, your throat is already swollen
We’re both participating in an internet rap battle and it’s our turn to write tracks against each other, but how am I supposed to disrespect someone who’s SO FUCKING CUTE?
I still have you in my phone under ‘don’t call’ even though it’s been years and I just accidentally sent you a rickroll oops
this is so unfair there’s this song getting popular and the singer sounds like you and all these lyrics almost sound like they could be about me but you’re singing about lost love and you weren’t in love with me wait I’m watching the music video and crying and hey that’s definitely you wtf
oh my god i just hit someone with my car and it’s you hey i’m sorry are you okay please don’t sue?
we’re romantic leads in a play and hey what ruined our friendship again OH YEAH THIS INSANE CHEMISTRY this isn’t awkward at all
you’re famous and just got asked if you were ever in love this should be good– WAIT WHAT
so i know we just reunited but mind explaining how your whole life went to hell?
you just liked a three year old photo of me on instagram i didn’t even know you had an account
something came up and now i’m really scared you’ll spill this old secret of mine please don’t do that
i’m a nurse and oh my god what happened why are you here i can’t lose you a second time
did you know when you meet your soulmate ‘x’ happens? the government’s kept it under wraps but i just found out and i think we should try again cause i always assumed it was coincidence but that thing happened when we met
i’m moving and i know this is a long-shot but want my dog?? you’re the only other person it ever liked and i hate you but i love it
i thought you hated me but i just accidentally sent you a booty text and you accepted and i am seriously considering it
so i didn’t know why you dropped contact with me and i just found out and here’s how i totally did not do that
we’re texting for the first time in forever and i told you about some stupid thing i did and sent a sarcastic ‘you must really miss me, huh’ and you just replied ‘yes’ and i think my heart just broke
our best friends are dating you’re still the spawn of satan though
i just found out through social media/mutual friends that you’re gay/bi/pan/etc. do you know how many times i did not make a move
we’ve been chatting online and we get on really well and oh that explains it” au (bonus: i totally told you about my crappy ex oops it you)
Imagine your OTP cuddling up to watch a movie on the bed when Person B remembers they wanted to bring a snack! Person A pats them on the back saying, “Be quick we already started the movie!” with a nod Person B springs out of the bed.
However, the blanket is wrapped around their ankle and thus they fall and crash on the floor with Person A wincing. Getting up claiming they’re okay, they rush to the kitchen and clumsily gather snacking supplies. They come back to the room only to trip and have all the snacks land on Person A.
I showed up to this haunted house alone because I thought I wouldn’t be scared but now I am and I might be holding your hand
we just wanted to do one of those fake ghost hunting shows but now shit is actually happening and we don’t know what to do
I’m on this ghost tour and my guide is really hot and no one has ever looked sexier in hoaky Victorian wear
I’m giving out candy for Halloween and you brought your little sibling trick or treating and I actually think that’s really sweet
your friends dared you to check out the same creepy haunted house? We should go together just in case
we were supposed to go on a double date to this horror movie but neither of our dates showed up and it’s really just our friends trying to get us together
we both got dragged to this stuffy Halloween party by our parents wanna kiss in the corner?
we’re both last minute candy shopping and you are not allowed to grab the last chocolate variety pack I’ll fight you
we’re at this Halloween party and this guy tried to drug your drink and I should probably tell you you’re also really cute
I accidentally egged the wrong house and I’m trying to apologize but it’s one in the morning and you’re pissed off and I’m so sorry
I’m trying to set up a homemade fog machine but I accidentally touched the dried ice with my hands and now I’m banging on your dorm room door because I need to go to the hospital right now
my friend posted a jump scare and I screamed really loudly and now you’re knocking on my door and I have to come up with some good reason before I answer the door so you don’t think I’m stupid
sir/ma”am our doors are closed, Halloween starts in like an hour and we can’t sell you any candy right now, we’re a small store and I want to go home!
I invited a bunch of people over to watch a horror movie and you’re the only one that showed up and it’s kind of cute that you hide behind my back every time you hear creepy music
a long bus ride to campus. sharing earbuds for music and one person has their hand tapping lightly against the other’s arm. there’s rain streaming down the bus windows
they’re sitting together in a small cafe. one person sings softly to the music in the background, but only during the chorus. the smell of the coffee’s subtle enough and both ask if the other would like a sip of their drink
it’s after a long week school. person a comes back to the dorm finding person b asleep at their desk, with person a’s sweatshirt pillowed under their head. there’s faint classical music playing from person b’s phone
one person is just feeling sleepy. the other rests with them on the couch and puts on faint music for white noise. they rub the other’s back gently until both begin to drift off
they’ve gone to the park when it’s getting dark. person a lays out on the grass and pats the spot next to them for person b to join. someone out towards the pond has their radio playing music, but its faint. person a mentions that the grass makes them ticklish. person b thinks it’s very soft
Imagine Person A making loud sexual noises in front of Person B while eating a “suggestive” food (examples includes bananas, hot dogs, peaches, ect.). Bonus if Person B is trying to work on an important project while Person A is doing it.
Imagine that Person A woke up really early in the morning. They’re feeling pretty awake, and they try to get out bed, but then they disturb Person B by moving, so they lull Person B back to sleep somehow before they can get up. Bonus if Person A does something really loving and sweet when they’re the less affectionate partner.
Imagine Person A finding a lost or hurt animal in the streets/woods, and they argue with Person B until they convince them that they should help it. Bonus if the animal turns out to be a powerful/magical creature when it appears to be just a regular animal at first (especially if magical creatures are canon in your fandom/universe).
Imagine your OTP going through a pregnancy scare because of a highly defective at-home pregnancy test. Bonus if your OTP is M/M or F/F. Why they would take a pregnancy test in the first place is up to you.
Imagine Person A seeing Person B and just having the most powerful, undeniable urge to have sex. Just out of the blue with no provocation except for Person B’s existence. Bonus if they’re having conflicting feelings about acting upon the urge because they’re in public.
Imagine if Person A and Person B were going out together on this perfect romantic date that Person A had completely planned out from the first minute to the last, but then they realized that they forgot it was Labor Day and that almost none of the places in town they wanted to go to was open. Now they have to comprimise by doing a more mediocre version of what they had planned instead (for example: instead of a romantic candle-lit dinner at a fancy restaurant, they decide to go get take-out at a fast food restaurant instead).
Imagine that Person A and Person B lived together. Person A comes home one day and hears loud moaning coming from their bedroom, recognizing Person B’s voice. Person A assumes, to their horror, that Person B is cheating on them, and they rush to the bedroom and open the door. Instead of seeing a cheating partner, Person A actually walks in on Person B masturbating/using sex toys while moaning out Person A’s name. The outcome is your choice. Bonus if Person A gets aroused.
Imagine that Person A and Person B live together, and Person A accidentally ruins some kind of important furniture (like the dining room table or the couch,) and Person B drags Person A to Ikea to buy new furniture. Bonus if Person A actually wanted to “accidentally” ruin that piece of furniture, and they’re hiding their excitement to go furniture shopping with an already pissed off Person B.
Imagine your OTP dressing up for Halloween or cosplaying at a convention. Bonus if only one partner wanted to dress up originally, and the other partner is just going along with it to make their partner happy.
Imagine that Person A finds one of those foam noodle things you play with in the pool while shopping with their partner, and Person A challenges Person B to a noodle duel. The outcome of Person B’s decision is your choice. Bonus if it somehow turns into a noodle jousting tornament instead if Person B accepts the challenge.
Imagine that Person A’s embarrassing ringtone that they had forgot to change suddenly blasts right next to Person B. Bonus if your OTP is somewhere out in public like a library, movie theatre, or church/temple (if they are religious), and Person B is desperately holding back their laughter.
Imagine Person A and Person B getting into an argument over a really trivial and unimportant issue, and they treat it as something completely serious that absolutely needs to be addressed. Your OTP argues for hours about it until Person A eventually leaves out of anger and Person B runs off crying. Bonus if they eventually sit down and have a loooong talk about it until they make up and finally decide not to worry about it.
– Imagine your OTP during hurricane season. Imagine how they would prepare for the storm, who would get more worried about how it’s going to effect their home(s), and what they would do inside of their home(s) during the hurricane until it stops. Bonus if your OTP has a really cute moment where they cuddle together during the storm.
Imagine your OTP trying to figure out a series of complicated algebra problems. Bonus if neither of them can figure out a question, and while Person A wants to give up or Google the answer, Person B is being stubborn and saying “NO. I got this!” and they spend over an hour trying to figure it out.