* I was raised in the Demon Orphanage.
* You look skeptical. And who wouldn’t be? ‘Tis a rare thing to hear, but it’s true.
* I know that sounds bad but really, demons are outstanding caretakers. They don’t need sleep or rest. There’s few beings more patient. Infernal magic is eminently useful. My education was continuous and organic. I didn’t so much attend class as I was simply around beings of incredible intelligence and knowledge who taught us as naturally as we breathed.
* You wonder if I stayed all my childhood in the orphanage. I didn’t. But some do stay.
* I was personally adopted by an archduke of Hell whose specialty was astrophysics. My mother taught ethical philosophy to other demons. My second father was a polymath and inventor. My boyfriend during my teenage years was raised by an astronomer and a tactician.
* You seem to think Hell must be a terrible place for a child. Poorly informed as you are by the Roman Catholic Church and it’s many, often wildly ignorant, offshoots.
* Hell is orderly and safe. The souls of the damned are endless and their punishment must be efficient. Those who have not earned punishments must not be punished, and are safer there than any other place in the universe. The darkest, most remote wilderness of Hell is safer for me than in the most heavily guarded fortress or vault in the mortal realm.
* So why am I here in the mortal realm? Well, I must admit my second father’s curiosity is quite infectious. I wanted to travel and experience other realms. Those who stay in Hell too long eventually become demons themselves, and many do choose that path, but I didn’t. And Earth seemed a fine place to start. Of course, I had to support myself, so I took a commissions job that pays quite nicely.
* You shrug, limited curiosity sated. And put bloody pen to parchment. I was also raised in the old traditions.
* I promise you won’t regret this.
* My eyes are, perhaps, a bit too bright. There are, maybe, too many teeth in my smile. You shrug these impressions off as illusions. I’m a mortal, like you.
* A blind vampire wants your help
* Vampire mouth with LGBT flag
* Vampire with LGBT colored sunglasses
* Ghouls, all representing a different flag
* The colored fist holding a knife with dripping blood
* A witch flying on a broom leaving a trail of colored smoke
* They are all pretty sweet! I especially like……
* You find out that your touch can heal people of all kinds of ailments from wounds, to sickness, to allergies, to poisons and the like. So you spend years helping those that come to you, from the paupers to the kings, and you always succeed. But then one day a woman from a far away village comes to you with her child. They have traveled for months to see you on a mere whisper of a rumor of you because you’re her last hope to heal her child. You do as you always do and reach out to the child to touch them on their arm. Your hand burns like it’s suddenly touching hot metal.
* All demons have a vague sense of precognition, so they only take children as payment from people who would become horrible parents.
* An abused child who gets beat by their parents and bullied at school takes out their agression on demons while dreaming. The child developes a reputation around the astral and demons shudder at the though of trying to possess them. One day the child goes to sleep and the demons decide to ask why the child is so mean…
* There’s been a superpowered vigilante roaming the streets in the night recently, and you’ve quickly grown obsessed with them, often rambling about your fantasies to your friends or your unenthused next door neighbor. Then, late one night, you wake up to the sound of fighting, and go outside to discover that the vigilante is actually your sleepwalking neighbor, fighting crime in their sleep and completely unaware of their own identity.
* A demon learns that his arch nemesis, an angel, has a twin sister, who is a witch. Before long, the demon realizes he has feelings for her, even though he can’t stand being around his rival.
* Earth’s newest immigrants are a group of aliens called the Givers. The aliens live to serve, and anyone under their care is given food, shelter and clothing, all for free. Soon no one works, and everyone on earth is completely dependant on the Givers. The Givers begin to attach rules to their service: no staying out late, no drinking or smoking, no overeating, no reading, no criticizing the Givers… As the Givers become increasingly strict, earth becomes one giant prison.
* In a distant future, robots have taken over all manual labor. The only thing humans have left to do is create literature, music and art. Years later, to the horror of the world’s artistic community, a computer programmer develops an A.I. that can write poetry.
* A pharmaceutical company develops cures for all sexually transmitted diseases and completely effective birth control. The earth rejoices to be free from sexual restraint. As sleeping with a stranger becomes common, so do serial killers.
* Crime is finally eliminated through the simple procedure of broadcasting everyone’s lives on national television, 24 hours a day.
* A small, backwater planet is the only source of Grubbers, a delicious, shrimp-like animal. Grubbers become such a popular food that controlling the supply becomes the key to controlling the galactic economy.
* When you die, someone else’s life flashes before your eyes. You awaken to find yourself in their place.
* And they wake up in yours. It is now your quest to find each other, despite not having a single idea where the other might be
* Finally a soulmate AU without any strange marks appearing on your skin
* This is during the zombie apocalypse because You Already Died.o idea where the other is because you have no control over the other’s body as both of you became zombies. Their body wander around aimlessly while you wait to see your own which is slowly becoming less recognizable as time goes by.
* Is that way zombies are constantly looking for brains? They’re not trying to eat them, they’re just in the wrong body and want to find their brain
* I’ve never related so hard in my life.
* You’ve died and gone to Hell. In Hell everyone gets assigned a job. Yours? Creating conspiracy theories and implanting them in people’s heads.
* The legendary king, destined to save the land when they return, has finally come back… after the apocalypse is already over.
* You live in a world where guilt-tripping is a valid punishment for crime
* The gods have gotten bored of monitoring the universe for millennia, so they’ve starting conscripting mortals to do it for them while they enjoy the perks of omnipotence for once. Whenever a servant dies, the gods just find a new one. This time, the head god’s servant dies, and the gods choose YOU as the replacement.
* Two siblings are raised by abusive and destructive parents, and they only have each other. One day, they try to run away from home only to be abducted by aliens hoping to study humans. The children think the aliens are their guardian angels who will take them on adventures and finally show them love.
* In an alternate world, merpeople are the ones who conquered the world and developed remarkable technology and art. However, they don’t believe the land was ever colonized, so humans are as much of a myth to them as they are to us. Write about a merperson who explores the land and comes across one of these “humans”.
* Your friend ends up accidently murdering you while on a cave trek. You become a ghost, but you’re pissed at them for doing it. When you finally catch up with them, describe the weird interaction that you two have over what happened and how you’re gonna get past it.
* A world in which everything is the same, but yo mama jokes are punished by death. Write your experience at the “yo mama” resistance.
* Ah yes, the religion known as pigeonism
* If you’re over 25 and haven’t done something remarkable, you are hunted down and killed. Some people invent things. Some make cures for diseases. Others become established members of their community. You’re pushing 30, and somehow not dead yet, even though you cant think of a single thing you’ve done thats remarkable in any way. Why aren’t you dead?
* You wake up with other versions of you from past lives in a white room. A computer in the middle of the room says “please press the START button.” Once pressed, it shows a blueprint for your next life. You and your other versions have to create personality traits and characteristics.
* well the last time they must’ve really fucked something up and added too much anxiety and not enough actual personality because this sucks
* A fisherman tries to kill the monster, to get revenge for the death of his wife, a mermaid
* The Loch Ness Monster is abducted by aliens, and the Air Force heads into space to bring her back.
* A group of scuba divers searches for the famous monster, and discovers that it is guarding a cave filled with pirate gold.
* The Loch Ness Monster is caught and cut open. The fishermen discover that the ancient beast is actually a disguised Russian submarine.
* When the Loch Ness Monster begins eating mermaids, the government wonders which endangered species they should save.
* A woman visits Scotland, but returns to England without seeing the monster. What she doesn’t realize is that the monster saw her and followed her home.
* A pet store in Scotland begins selling tiny, adorable lizards. The pets become so popular that they are sold over the internet and shipped all over the world. Months later, shocked parents discover that their children’s pets are growing… and growing… and growing…
* Not So Ordinary Animals
* Someone screwed up your reincarnation papers, and you’re reborn as yourself. You start your whole life over, with all the knowledge and wisdom (or lack thereof) you had when you died.
* A high-tech skyscraper corporate building/factory has recently been ‘sold’ to Elon Musk. Unknown to the public, the building was seized by illegal means, and Elon Musk plans to use it to build a doomsday rocket. You, a trained ninja/spy with a wide arsenal of gear, are hired by the one person who knows the truth: Bill Gates. Your mission? Infiltrate the building (possibly with the help of a few untrained friends), avoid the robotic security guards with face scanners, and make it to the top floor to take Elon Musk down before he completes his plan
* Your a serial killer who doesn’t kill people just make their life so miserable they kill themselves. Describe your most memorable case.
* If you murder someone their IQ points transfer to you. Students turn to murder instead of studying to try to get perfect scores on standardized tests.
* You wake up one day and realize everyone on earth is now speaking in strange trills and whistles. Mimicking the language as closesly as you could, you’ve done…something. Either you’re the greatest philosopher or you’ve declared war. You aren’t sure which.
* You are a serial killer who kills by dating people with peanut allergies, eating peanut butter, and then kissing them. How did you get caught?
* You live in limbo between life and death, and your job is to try to help people get back to life. One day, though, you meet someone that you just can’t send back. Well, not really “can’t,” but you won’t send them back to that.
* You mail your favourite celebrity a request to help you with the latest project that your school has given you. You never thought that they would ever reply but they have.
* While robbing a home, you run into your long lost father.
* I mean he robbed me of my childhood.
* Someone screwed up your reincarnation papers, and you’re reborn as yourself. You start your whole life over, with all the knowledge and wisdom (or lack thereof) you had when you died.
* You wake up with other versions of you from past lives in a white room. A computer in the middle of the room says “please press the START button.” Once pressed, it shows a blueprint for your next life. You and your other versions have to create personality traits and characteristics.
* Three wishes a genie grants me..what are they?Your last life was cut short due to reasons not predicted by fate, and you are reborn in modern times as a normal child to finish your story. But at age 16, your memories of your past life are unlocked, and now you have to deal with both your present problems and the things that keep popping up from your past.* You are a spy and are assigned to a mission that involves you getting married to the person that you are investigating. Unbeknownst to you however the person you are investigating is also investigating you. After a while you begin to fall in love. Write what happens when you find out your partner of many years is also a spy.
* When everyone reaches the age of 20, they receive a blank piece of paper in the mail. There’s no return address on the envelope. Some try to throw it away but it finds its way back to you. That is unless you burn it. It took people decades to understand the paper’s purpose. It grants one wish, but the wish must come genuinely from the heart
* The saying “All the world’s a stage and all the men and women merely players” is true. Aliens sit and watch the earth as an Astroway Production and the aliens must be kept entertained or they will “strike the set,” so to speak. You have a long soliloquy coming up. Only trouble is that you can’t remember your lines.
* We should build hurricane proof homes out of these
* And we should have NASA fly one through the sun so it can accurately measure its temperature
* You tryna blow up the sun?
* In the future, electricity runs out. Now writing prompts are posted on a gigantic bulletin board. Each prompt is reviewed by a very special type of elf; the amigo elf.
* Someone screwed up your reincarnation papers, and you’re reborn as yourself. You start your whole life over, with all the knowledge and wisdom (or lack thereof) you had when you died.
* You have just become a employee of Cupid. You’re client is in love, but your arrows won’t work on their crush.
* When you die, someone else’s life flashes before your eyes. You awaken to find yourself in their place.
* And they wake up in yours. It is now your quest to find each other, despite not having a single idea where the other might be
* Finally a soulmate AU without any strange marks appearing on your skin
* This is during the zombie apocalypse because You Already Died.
* You have no idea where the other is because you have no control over the other’s body as both of you became zombies. Their body wander around aimlessly while you wait to see your own which is slowly becoming less recognizable as time goes by.
* This got ten times better!
* A young boy attempts to cope with the loss of someone close to him by retreating into a fantasy world of his own creation.
* isn’t that the famous star?
* After you and Death had a bad break up, they told you they would never come back to you. Two centuries later and, true to their word, they still haven’t come for you.
* But how did they meet. What kind of mortal must you be and what kind of story must you have for Death to meet you in person before it’s your time and fall in love with you? How do you two start dating? How does that relationship work and why would it end?
* Those are the questions I’m interested in.
* You’re born with the ability to see a person’s internal pain as if it were a physical injury. Most people have at least a few scratches, while some people look like they’ve fallen off of cliffs. One day, you see someone in the worst state you’ve ever seen anyone befor