* You wake up one morning and you are in prison in outer space
* You have died, but instead of moving on to the afterlife, you decide to remain as a ghost and possess your own dead body. Write your experiences trying to convince people you are still alive while your body slowly rots.
* The ocean and the sky have switched places. Write a series of journal entries regarding your struggle to adapt to your reversed environment and the behaviors of those around you.
* Unbeknownst to you and the rest of humanity, those annoying pop-up ads that speak up really loud and really fast, to the point of being unintelligible, are actually summoning rituals to eldritch beings trying to force their way into our reality. The ritual does not work unless the ad can say the whole incantation, which is why no one has noticed it yet. Today, however, you walk away from your laptop to make yourself a snack and return to find you laptop on fire and an elder god sitting in your living room.
* You’re haunted by the souls of the dead only you can see… And to be honest they give better life advice than anyone else you know. You share this advice with other people to help them in turn and make a career out of it, giving you a way to help people, make money, and have these ghost not annoy you 24/7.
* In a prior life you had a very questionable job and were the most feared in your field. Before you died, through an experimental drug, you made sure that your memories would carry over to the next life. Your memories just came back and you plan to reclaim your reputation. Bad news: you’re five years old.
* Making deals with devils always sounds glamorous, but you decide to take the high road. Write about the time you made a deal with an angel.
* A vlogging cowboy, a video-gamer clown, a beauty guru vampire, and a banshee who does song covers have become the top four most subscribed channels on YouTube. They are now at a panel at VidCon answering questions from their fans.
* Tiny and Winter love Trick or Treating!
* Goddamn if that isn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
* You’re the perfect assassin, only because you have all the characteristics of a forgettable background character.
* You were a successful businessman in life. When you die, you’re sent to Hell and you can’t stand how inefficiently everything’s run. What’s the point of torturing doomed souls when you can give them a desk job? (It’s pretty much the same thing.) You complain to the boss and end up pretty much running the place. With your help, Hell becomes so well-run, you lead a crusade to conquer Earth and easily succeed. You march on Heaven next and overtake that too. You are now the ruler of everything. You are…the Manager.
* You’ve always been into horses. You were, “that horse kid” in school. You learned all the breeds and pattern before you learned your multiplication tables. You saved every penny until you were finally able to buy your first horse, with assistance from your parents and a local youth equestrian club. One day while out riding in the fields of the clubs property, a man is suddenly standing next to you and your horse. A wide smile under a large brimmed hat tells you that the time has come, and asks if you’ll be one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse…
* In a soulmate AU where people are born with the date that they are going to meet their soulmate on their wrist, two soulmates are complete sceptics and think the whole thing is made up (government conspiracy etc). They both stay at home all day on the day on their wrists to prove that it is rubbish. Write about how the forces of fate get them to meet.
* You live in a world where pictures have always been in color and only turn sepia when someone is dying before going black and white after they’ve passed. One day, you notice that some of your pictures have started getting their color back…
* As a broke university student, getting your phone repaired professionally just wasn’t plausible. So naturally you find a cheap place nearby. After getting your phone back, you discover that it has access to pictures, messages, and voicemails, all dated from the future. The furthest thing from the future on your phone? A voicemail from an unknown number, with your own voice telling you “whatever you do, don’t say the word paperclip,”
* You work for the devil. You and your colleagues are each assigned a group of people and when they are about to die, you help bring them over for trial. One day, a girl who was meant to live for years longer suddenly has their life span shortened to a week. You do some investigation and realise that someone in management made a mistake and so you go and try to avert her death. The more time you spend with her the more she falls in love with you but you still can’t find the cause of death.
* Only 1 day left! before the earth collape….
* Love can be used as a defense against hexes and curses, where if someone is loved by someone or something else, they will be granted a bit of protection from opposing magic that is used on them. You are a notorious criminal on death row, however the executioner’s magic is completely useless against you and your apparent love shield.
* Today is the day the cult you’ve just joined is going to summon an eldritch being. However, after the ritual is all said and done, what stands in the middle of the summoning circle is a lovely old lady who looks too kind to even hurt a fly. You soon realize she is your grandmother.
* Because of your near instantaneous regenerative abilities and absolute numbness to pain, you’ve taken up a job as a test dummy for products that could cause harm to others if faulty. Write about your daily life.
* You are a holy paladin of the greatest Church in the land, loyal to the mightiest God of them all! Except your God has gotten bored of all the stuffy worship and has started egging you on to mischievous adventure.
* After seeing a demonic cloud burst from the second story of your house you rush to your younger sister’s room and find her and your brother unconscious. In the middle of the room lies a book surrounded by burnt floorboards, all pages except the table of contents are blank and when you look at the cover it reads “1001 Horrors From Around The World”.
* You’re a time-traveling tour guide. You’re job is to safely escort people into the future or past and make sure they don’t mess with the space-time continuum. One day, someone slips through the cracks — and it’s your job to fix it.
* You befriend the one goth kid at your school; after a bit of bonding and sleepovers, you find out he’s actually a 300,000 year old lich king who kind of gave up on the whole undead necromancer business.
* Humans have a certain amount of lives and everyone can remember their prior lives. Your newborn child is has lived way more lives than you or your spouse and offers advice to, one by one, fix all your problems.
* You travel to the bottom of Mariana’s Trench to discover a hole at the bottom that opens to a nigh alien ocean. Due to the tiny gateway and millions of years of separate evolution, you discover a myriad of species unlike any known to the world on the surface
* Supporting animals has always been something that made you feel important, like a good person doing good in the world. At a fundraiser for the local shelter you completely fall in love with an adorable good boy and just have to take him home. But when you attach the leash to his collar, he starts to levitate…
* Born into a family of do-gooders, you’re insistent on being an unpleasant person. But no matter what you do, something goes right. This drives you absolutely insane.
* Vampires are real, but they don’t quite work like the stories say. It’s not that they have to be invited in; they just have to feel welcome. Your main character is an endlessly optimistic (and pretty dense) social butterfly of a vampire who can pretty much go anywhere.
* A curse has been cast upon the world. Now all figures of speech and idioms that are spoken or written down become completely true.
* Realizing that you are now in Hell after killing yourself over being heart broken one too many times, you decide to make a deal with the devil. He promises to make you suffer that much if you become the official Demon of Lust. It seems fine and dandy until you realize your first client is your last ex.
* The monster that lives under kids’ beds typically plans to eat them after a few days. Said monster finds a new bed to hide under, only to discover this kid plays music before they go to bed. The music is lovely – something the monster has never heard before – and now the monster realizes in order to be able to keep hearing the songs it can’t harm this child.
* The Avatar has returned, but something is wrong. This Avatar seeks to rule the world, not save it. Only the Benders of the Forbidden Elements: Light, Shadow, Sound, and Flesh can stop him.
* You’re a pretty generic guy, working your low wage job, killing demons, feeling sorry for yourself, searching for the macguffin muffins, and defeating villains and their evil plots. You narrowly avoid another one of your near weekly assassination attempts and prepare to do battle with: your daughter.
* Before they can be elected, government officials are sent to work minimum wage jobs and live only with what they earn doing that.
* Tiny loves his new tiny home
* After someone frequently and sarcastically keeps writing out “death come and take me,” on various platforms, Death finally shows up to tell them to cut that shit out.
* For millions of years, it has been your people’s solemn duty to travel the galaxy, preparing esp capable species for their subsumation into the galactic hive mind. You are currently listening to your contact from the species that was next on your itinerary explain that they edited their abilities out of their genome because “it just seemed kinda dumb, idk”
* You are an exorcist, a devoted servant who executes Church’s orders. One day you receive an order to exorcise some possesed girl. When you finally meet her, it turns out that she is very lonely and she sold her soul to a demon of her own will, in exchange the demon has to be her friend and care for her. What do you do?
* Scientists have finally distilled the part of Mister Rogers’ genome that contributed to his saintly, compassionate nature, and proved that manipulating it into living people’s genes really works. Thousands have already undergone the procedure, and millions more have signed up to be next. Tell us why, when offered the chance, you politely declined.
* Discovering that FTL travel is possible was the easy part. Fending off the legions of murderous physicists hoping to silence you? That’s the hard part.
* You are a broke college student. One night, aliens from a distant galaxy land in your room and, on a whim, you decide to sell them Planet Earth. They agree to buy it, but in exchange, you have to marry one of them.
* Imagine a world where humans had the same lifespan, but after the age of about 10 you stopped aging completely (mind and body) at a random point in your life. Your best friends stopped in their early adulthood. But you are one of the rare individuals that ages to 90.
* Your brother has recently died, and while going through his things you find a letter addressed to you. “If you’re reading this,” it says, “that means I’m dead. The following names are the prime suspects for my murder…”
* The economic crisis hits hell. A demon, unable to get work elsewhere, applies to the job nobody wants: answering Ouija boards and Magic 8 Ball questions.
* A woman is reincarnated as the daughter of her murderer.
* Unbeknownst to you, your best friend in real life is also someone you hate on Tumblr.
* You spark the bong you just bought and a genie ready to grant you 3 wishes appears. You are both high af.
* Your brother has recently died, and while going through his things you find a letter addressed to you. “If you’re reading this,” it says, “that means I’m dead. The following names are the prime suspects for my murder…”
* The economic crisis hits hell. A demon, unable to get work elsewhere, applies to the job nobody wants: answering Ouija boards and Magic 8 Ball questions.
* A woman is reincarnated as the daughter of her murderer.
* Unbeknownst to you, your best friend in real life is also someone you hate on Tumblr.
* You spark the bong you just bought and a genie ready to grant you 3 wishes appears. You are both high af.
* The year is 2024 and five corgis in a trench coat have taken office. No one can tell that they are corgis. Hilarity ensues
* You ask a genie to make you ‘super fast’. Now your brain processes everything at lightning speed, but your body’s reaction time is as slow as ever.
* You died in the 1800’s and never made the move to go to the afterlife. Today, a paranormal crew shows up at your doorstep for a new show. You decide to play along.
* You don’t realize you are a robot until you fail the captcha eight times in a row.
* The world’s tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it.
* The dragon’s definition of “steal” is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands–but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times.
* They become a familiar sight in the marketplace.
* “Here’s your change, ma’am. One gold piece.” The merchant holds out a palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a single gold coin.
* “That’s a dragon,” you say dumbly. “One piece… and a dragon.”
* You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl.
* “Ma’am–no, ma’am, you have to take the dragon, too.”
* “Sorry for that….?”
* The seller notes your dubious expression. “Not from around here, are ya?” They shrug. “Them’s the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon.”
* They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand.
* The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws.
* “Have a nice day, ma’am,” the merchant says. “Spend him soon, now, you hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel.”
* From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill.
* the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching his coin like a teddy bear.
* This is so pure I am in love
* Where is the fanart? I need a fanart.
* I am super excited to announce that mighty tiny dragon is getting his own comic! Follow Tiny on Instagram or here on Tumblr @mightytinydragon!
* Your body is unique. The effect of the drugs you take in never wears off. Describe what drugs you take in order to realize your ambition: world domination.
* You almost died in a car crash and found out that your guardian angel is super…hot. You continue putting your life in danger in order to spend more time with them.
* People have started boycotting death. It’s working.
* Every time you wake up from a dream, you bring something along with you. Flowers, boxes of strange puzzles, small animals, etc. Sometimes it’s things from your nightmares even. But one night you’ve awakened in cold sweat, from a dream you don’t remember for the first time in your life. And from that dream, you’ve brought nothing. Instead, you’ve taken something into the dream. Because beside you in bed, your wife is nowhere to be found.
* A small town is in terrible danger, and in order to save it, 4 men must go on a quest. One Baby Boomer, one Gen-X, one Millenial, and one Post-Millenial. The only way they can succeed is to NOT FIGHT OR ARGUE with each other.
* During a LARP session, you dress up as a demon and go to the graveyard as your role demands. Little did you know that on this very night, an actual cult of demon summoners visits the very same graveyard.
* The world has fallen into ruin. Most countries have turned to anarchy, and those that haven’t are close to it. The greatest politicians have long stopped trying to help, knowing it’s useless. The people resign themselves to their fate, until one fateful day, he comes back. The one who would never give them up, never let them down.
* For every person who loves you, a small black heart appears on your chest over your heart. One day, you discover another heart, but you don’t know who it’s from.
* You have the ability to see if someone’s dying, by just looking at them. They become transparent as they get closer to death. One day, you meet your significant other, but they’re barely visible.
* your daily dose of sadness.
* You have the ability to see if someone’s dying, by just looking at them. They become transparent as they get closer to death. One day, you meet your significant other, but they’re barely visible.
* You’ve been undercover in the Faery Court for a while now, and although you had your doubts about the possibility of success at first, now you see: being the only one who is able to outright lie is a power to be reckoned with.
* In the world where whatever you write/draw on your skin will appear on your soulmate’s skin, it can’t be erased by the person who received it. You’ve been writing on your arm to your soulmate for years, but you never got a reply. You thought they were dead or just hate soulmates, so you gave up. Then one day, while partying hard, your asshole bestfriend drew a dick on your cheek, you woke up to find on your belly, in messy handwriting, the word “WTF”. Your stupid ass doesn’t understand why your soulmate decided to write you back now, until you see the neighbor kid who lost both of their arms with a dick very similar to the one on your face. Damn.
* What have I ever done to the seven deadly sins, amigo? :O