- AND IF HUMANITY IS THE LAST WAR, THEN I AM THE BATTLEFIELD.
- IF PEOPLE ARE TALKING BEHIND YOUR BACK, BE HAPPY THAT YOU ARE THE ONE IN FRONT.
- DEAR MATH, PLEASE GROW UP AND SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS, I’M TIRED OF SOLVING THEM FOR YOU.
- BE YOURSELF; EVERYONE ELSE IS ALREADY TAKEN.
- I LOOK TO THE FUTURE BECAUSE THAT’S WHERE I’M GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE.
- WHY CRY FOR SOMEONE WHEN YOU CAN LAUGH NEXT TO SOMEONE ELSE?
- IF LIFE IS NOT SMILING AT YOU, GIVE IT A GOOD TICKLING.
- IF YOU CAN’T FIND YOUR BETTER HALF, TRY FINDING YOUR BETTER TWO QUARTERS. :-B
- GIVE ME A PHOTO OF YOU SO I CAN SHOW SANTA WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.
- IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO BE GREAT. LOSERS PROVE THIS POINT CONTINUOUSLY.
- YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ANYTHING YOU DON’T RESPECT, INCLUDING LOT’S OF MONEY.
- IT’S DIFFICULT TO APPRECIATE THE VALUE OF OTHERS WHEN YOUR OWN SELF ASSESSMENT IS OVER VALUED.
- I LIVE IN THAT SOLITUDE WHICH IS PAINFUL IN YOUTH, BUT DELICIOUS IN THE YEARS OF MATURITY.
- I FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL, AND ANIMALS DON’T KNOW SIN, DO THEY?
- MY HEAD’LL EXPLODE IF I CONTINUE WITH THIS ESCAPISM.<
- WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK OF ME? I AM WHO I AM. AND WHO I WANNA BE.
- SEE THE BOWTIE? I WEAR IT AND I DON’T CARE. THAT’S WHY IT’S COOL.
- I’LL COME AND MAKE LOVE TO YOU AT FIVE O’CLOCK. IF I’M LATE START WITHOUT ME.
- YOU CAN’T BURN ME.
- I CHANGED MY PASSWORD EVERYWHERE TO ‘INCORRECT.’ THAT WAY WHEN I FORGET IT, IT ALWAYS REMINDS ME.
- I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MORNING.
- I WEAR MY COOL ON THE INSIDE; THAT’S WHY MY HANDS ARE ALWAYS SO COLD.
- DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, OR SHOULD I WALK BY AGAIN?
- YESTERDAY I DID NOTHING AND TODAY I’M FINISHING WHAT I DID YESTERDAY.
- IT’S SO TRENDY, ALMOST BLEEDING TO DEATH. ALL THE COOL GIRLS ARE DOING IT.
- A BUSINESS THAT MAKES NOTHING BUT MONEY IS A POOR BUSINESS.
- I’M SORRY THAT I’M NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.
- IF YOU WANT A GOOD GOLF SWING ADJUST THE NUT AT THE OTHER END OF THE CLUB!
- BUY MY ALARM CLOCK AND YOU WILL SLEEP SOUNDLY.
- WHEN YOU FALL, I WILL BE THERE TO CATCH YOU – WITH LOVE, THE FLOOR.
- RELATIONSHIPS THESE DAYS START BY PRESSING LIKE ON HER PHOTO.
- I’M IN DESPERATE NEED OF A 6 MONTH VACATION… TWICE A YEAR.
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07/09/2018
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