What color are you?
What musical instrument are you?
What facial expression are you?
What role in the school play are you?
What position on a soccer, football, baseball, basketball team are you?
Which celestial body, planet, or constellation are you?
Which musical group or singer are you?
What TV channel are you?
Which TV show are you?
What article of clothing are you?
Which brand or what kind of shoe are you?
Which body part are you?
What weapon are you?
What kind of house are you?
In your group of friends, are you the teacher or the student?
Are you a cat or a dog?
Are you a bicycle or a car?
What punctuation mark are you?
What kind of kiss or passionate embrace are you?
What kind of handshake are you?
What kind of song are you?
What font or typeface are you?
What kind of cellphone are you?
Which chemical or element are you?
Are you fire, water, ice, smoke?
Which movie star are you?
Which kind of tree are you?
Which vegetable? Fruit? Soup? Meat?
What season are you?
What beverage or drink are you?
What town are you?
What kind of a book are you?
What kind of a magazine are you?

Kindness: What if?
Make someone a cup of tea.
Give a hug.
Ask “How may I help you?”
Listen to them carefully and without interrupting.
Say “I’m sorry.”
Be polite.
Say ‘Please’ and ‘Thank you.’
Offer to carry a person’s bag.
Buy a box of cookies and offer them around to strangers.
Buy them a gift from the dollar store
Help with a household chore.
Make them a meal.
Offer up your seat.
Write them a letter.
Tell them you wish you understood.
Bring them ibruprofen for their headache.
Invite them to play.
Acknowledge and respect their feelings even if you feel they are not accurate/appropriate.
Hold their hand.
Buy them a small chocolate (but not if they’re on a diet. :-))
Treat them to their favorite coffee.
Surprise them with an unexpected visit or phone call.
Give them a handwritten card.
Gently wash and dress their cut/wound.
Carry someone’s bags.
Pick up some trash.
Return a misplaced or lost item.
Tell them about the best part of the day you just spent with them.
Let them sleep.
Offer them a drink of water.
Wear or use a gift they gave you in their presence.
Keep that sigh to yourself.
Use a kind voice even if you have to fake it.
Listen for the feelings behind the words.
Put chocolate chips in their pancakes.
Buy them some flowers.
Run them a bath.
Donate your unwanted items
Send off a care package to the military.
Share your homegrown vegetables.
Give a new mom her own gift.
Buy a stranger lunch.
Pay for a strangers bridge toll.
Let someone go first through a door.
Hold a door open for someone.
Respect someone’s wishes.
Write Post-It notes with encouraging messages and leave them in library books.
Write a thank you note.
Leave some change at the coffee machine.
Let people through in traffic.
Hold up your hand in thanks when other drivers let you through.
Use a compost bin and recycle as much as possible.
Acknowledge someone else’s kindness to you.
Leave a tip plus another dollar.
Visit a sick friend.
Babysit for free.
Say ‘I love you’ with meaning.
Tell them how wonderful they are and how happy you are to have them in your life.
Pay a compliment.
Leave your old magazines in waiting rooms.
Write love notes and put them in their lunches.
Go visit your parents. Tell them how much you appreciate them (or one thing about them you do appreciate ;-))
Choose a book they might like and lend it to a friend.
Let someone go ahead at the checkout.
Share your knowledge with someone who needs it.
Welcome new people to your neighborhood, school, club, etc.
Send a copy of a photo to the person in it.
Share herbs from your garden.
Share a good recipe.
Let someone cut in line at the movie theater.
Donate your “read” books to the library.
Express your empathy.
Make someone else’s bed.
Sing while you vacuum.
Smile at every stranger at the mall.
Be patient when you want to yell.
Put change in an expiring meter.
Buy a sandwich for the person asking for cash in front of the grocery store.
Water someone’s drying/dying flowers.
Take the garbage out for a friend.
Take a rose to someone in the home for the elderly.
Hold them while they cry.
Give them a chocolate bandaid.
Invite them over for scones and clotted cream.

One finds there are never enough to go around
Don’t do that, it’s upside down
It’s gone to sleep.
What do you think about this?
Where are the ladies?
There’s something I have to tell you.
Don’t eat yellow snow.
Two returns, please.
Was that what I think it was?
Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope
What’s that smell?
If I knew it would fit so well I would have tried it before
Could you pass the knife, please?
You’re really ugly.
I put fifty pounds on it, but it came in last.
For God’s sake don’t do that again.
Stop fiddling with it, it’ll come off.
I can’t see!
Wait! What about my trust fund?
It’s a secret.
Quick, let’s hide in the basement.
We can’t go on like this.
I love your dress. Can I try it on?
Leave me alone, I’ve got a headache.
If I paid you a million dollars would you sleep with me?
I’m practically your mother now.
It’s stuck.
I can’t hold it any longer.
Hold me.
I always get nervous when this happens.
Would you like Ice and Slice with that?
I have to warn you – I suffer from vertigo.
Mine’s a large one.
Would you like to go upstairs?
It’s enormous.
It’s happening again.
I’m sorry, I haven’t been listening to a word you’ve said
Kiss me.
I think it might be terminal.
I’m tired now.
Did I mention that you look great?
There’s a draught, Grace.
The walls are closing in.
I just need to warm my fingers up.
I have a better idea.
Don’t push it like that, you’ll break it.
I was born under a wandering star.
Something has gone down the wrong way
I’ll need to warm my hands first
I’m pregnant not with my man/boyfriend
What do you want me to do?
That’s not my thing
What’s that?
Are you mad?
That’s easy for you to say.
I don’t get it.
That’s not what I’ve heard.
You go first.
Can you say that again?
Who? is he?
Films linked to monkeys
Famous Edwards
Things you can drink out of
Body parts with three letters in them
Alternatives to toilet paper
The little plastic canisters that 35mm film comes in
A dishwashing brush
A newspaper
A child’s paddling pool
Email Subjects you don’t want to see on Monday morning
Useless Patents
Superheros that Marvel turned away
Titles of TV series that were never made
Unsuccessful shops
Half scripted scene
Between the Lines
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