It Was Feeling Crumby!
I’m just gonna dive into the next lion’s mouth.
Humans, on the other hand, don’t have to.
If you don’t like your place in the world you can get off anytime you want.
There’d be a lot of dogs and cats, owned by assholes that live in high-rises, diving out the windows.
The result might be, on paper, a victory for Kerry.
No Parking Spots At BU…
Phony Booty Call…..
Not everybody wants to be saved.
Lawyers are making more money than they ever dreamed, but 20th January is approaching.
Very Little Recording Done.
Bought The Bass Cab.
I’ll be buggered if I’m going to clean it up.
The Tweedy Cel Incident!
Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
Happy New Year, Please!
They have to live the life they’ve been given.
Tonight’s Crowd Was Not.
Worked For Free.
In Boston!….
Black & white in a green & brown world… this blows.
It Was Valentines Day?
Did I Just Say That?
Boom Operator.
it’s only against the law if you do a crappy job and get caught.
let’s say that leads to a victory in the electoral college.
You don’t like the way your life’s going.
Too Many Hang-Ups.
I’m not sure we will know immediately after the election either.
Does It Keep Getting Better, Or Will I Fall?
Time Moving Fast.
I should update this more often…
Best of Luck to the Future.
Going Out For Three Nights Poor.
Other people say, ‘Oh, we should save them’.
I mean, isn’t that one of the joys about being a human- freedom of choice?
I Am Like A Trucker.
And Self Discoveries!
Dad Saves the Day.
Not everybody should be saved.
I am officially moved to livejournal now.
Morning has broken.
What to Do Today…
Play out your own scenario from there…
Music Snobbery, Part 18…..
Didn’t Get Shot Down for My Documentary!
I’m just gonna jump in the river.
It’s Only Wednesday.
Not So Drunk Driving!
I told her that she could read her poem after we do our rap thing.
Have a wonderful weekend.
I’m sure he must be reeling.
A little goes a long way with her.
Once again, this is a horrible tragedy.
She wants to fly to New York and console this guy.
Who am I to rain on her parade?
You really wanted to hate it but it wasn’t half bad.
My sister’s happily married to the best of my knowledge with two wonderful children.
The deal I made this time is that I would…..
This guy lost his ex-wife and two children in a house fire.
We’re having an open bar at the party and people tend to drink there.
Yesterday at about 2 p. m., I get a call from one of the gals in the big office.
I’m guessing no more than a month.
I went to her office, we closed the door and she read it to me.
She’s called me bawling more than once this week.
I need the whole day off.
My sister’s a trip.
I’ll explain that in my next rant after I’ve calmed down.
She wants to say…
I only have to work a two-day week next week.
BI’ll tell you, I had no idea I’d ever have these kinds of women problems.
She has written a poem that breaks the news that we’re all allowed to go home.
So this past weekend…
I sigh and chalk it up to karma.
The preceding announcement was made for those who compulsively keep up with my holiday schedule.
The little boy died immediately.
Everyone else is taking Christmas Eve off as a vacation day already.
I chuckled once.
It’s at a local country club that used to be for Jewish people only.
three days later I come down with a cold.
My sweetie takes me out to lunch Saturday to Saigon 2000.
I am more than ready to bail…..
women will be more eager…….
when forced to form an opinion of said mullet, you’d probably be on the fence about it.
The guy’s sister goes on to become an Oscar-winning actress.
Trash all that and go with a spoof that someone wrote without being asked to write.
My sister is freaking out.
I have a fear of swimming in lakes.
at least the entire poem flowed and made sense at the end.
I’m not sure if they’ve relaxed those by-laws or not.
My sister begins a rekindling of the friendship these two had almost 30 years ago.
He takes several of the photos that people see of his sister as well as other celebrities.
The one where I’ll be rapping for seven minutes straight.
Are You There God?
Sgirl has her doubts.
What is Check 21 compliance-land?
I’m the only one going back to the office.
She insisted that I at least heard it first.
The photographer is now divorced.
The mother and daughter held on for a few days and then passed away in a hospital.
Then you’ll understand why banker rhymes with wanker.
“Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?”
The old man of the forest
Turn a song into a book!
Two dads get into a dad-off.
you have to know my sister.
They’ll be letting us go early anyway for Christmas Eve.
I have never left stateside so I only bothered with the states I have been too.
It was like watching a really good movie starring Pauly Shore and Carrot Top.
Case in point….
May as well take the wildly popular Uncle Bob Second Quiz too!
She had one decent line in the poem.
Sleep Deprivation Is Your Friend!
I’ve always suspected I have women problems.
i don’t think i ever call her janella…
Sometimes I just DON’T understand people for the life of me…. which kind of sucks.
not to be confused with my brother thai!
We leave two weeks from today.
I love making people laugh even if I’m making a fool out of myself.
I’ve already wasted too much of my emotions and myself on this… it just needs to stop.
I don’t see the point in chasing after something that will never be mine.
I think I fell in love on Saturday night…
I want him to be able to tell me.
He wants to be good friends, and I’m totally down for that.
freshman boys are just like that I guess…
He could have at least told me he just wanted to go to Homecoming as friends…
Why can’t I just do the same… show him that I’m JUST AS GOOD at walking away as he is.
VERY productive and unmaterialistic.
even if I’ve lost everything else, I can’t loose hope.
I believe that love is the most powerful thing in the universe.
If he wants to be immature about the whole thing… he can go right for it… good for him.
I’m done wasting my energy on him… because all he is doing is walking away.
he’s definetly way more mature than most…….
I would love to pretend he’s not… he IS.
i told him he needs a gay best friend.
My life has been spinning out of control… all over a boy.
I’ve got my ups and downs, but hey, who doesn’t?