YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS or……….
Time for you to be a responsible, law-abiding citizen who doesn’t participate in illegal activity
Dude can I have some chips?
Gets up, straddles you and leans in really close and whispers in a sultry tone)
Give me a goddamn chip you sack of crap.
Person A and B exploring a forest/abandoned house/other creepy place
Dude, it’s kinda creepy out here.
Will you stop fidgeting? What are you so anxious about?
Sorry, I’m asking my crush out today… I’m really nervous.
Thanks… hey, can I ask you something?
Will you go out with me?
Of course! We’ve been (dating/married) for awhile now.
You love trash!
WHY? ARE YOU OK? WHAT HAPPENED?
I sprained my ankle in that jump.
You know how you told me to not try and climb that tree…?
Will you at least bring me flowers?
You only get a “Get Well” card for that stupidity.
(looking in mirror): I would kiss me…
I’d kiss the sh*t outta you…
I’m gonna let you think of a better way to ask me out before I respond, ok?

Person A: You always send the most wholesome memes to cheer me up :)
Person B: You can suck my gigantic d**k
Person B: Oh, thanks babe
Person B: I’m sorry for being rude
Person A: Why are you like this?

Person A: YOU KNOW WHAT? I”M BREAKING UP WITH YOU.
Person C: Holy crap, what just happened? Are you and A ok?
Person B: Nah, they think the cookie is the best part of the oreo…
Person C: Break up.

Person A: Stop laughing! I’m angry!
Person B: I’m sorry but you’re really cute like this.
Person A: Yeah, and you’re really cute with a broken nose.
Person A:Umm, why are you here? Person B: Because we’re friends, and I wanna pet your cat.

Person A: Hey, come look at this. It’s so adorable!
Person B: Is… is that a spider?
Person A: Yeah.
Person B: GET IT AWAY. HOW IS THAT CUTE?
Person A: I mean, it’s cuter than you.

Person A: So, I had to tie the dude up…
Person B: Kinky.
Person A: Shut up.
Person B: Make me ;)
Person A: Do I have to punish you?
Person B: Maybe…
Person A: Fine ;)
Person A: I’m taking away your phone priveliges for the rest of today.
Person B: Not kinky…