15> “Your face or mine?”

14> “I play guitar. Care to meet my friends, Charlie and Mick?”

13> “You know, they named that drink after me.”

12> “Is it hot in here, or is that just the embalming fluids running through my veins?”

11> “I can ‘rise from the dead,’ if you know what I mean.”

10> “One look at you, and my knees turn to jelly. Or actually, sort of a yellowish, maggoty substance.”

9> “You must be tired, ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all night — care to peel back my scalp and see?”

8> “Excuse me, but did you just drop this finger?”

7> “What’s your name? Who’s your daddy? Is he rich, is he rich like me?”

6> “I’ve had my eye on you all night. Right there, stuck to your shoulder. Can I please have it back now?”

5> “Baby, if I were in charge of the alphabet, I’d put… BRAINS! MUST EAT BRAINS!”

4> “My rotten, maggot-infested skin would look great — in a pile on your bedroom floor.”

3> “You can’t spell ‘gruesome’ without ‘u’ and ‘me.'”

2> “Viagra, schmiagra — I got rigor mortis, baby!”

1> “Sweetheart, you light up my death!”

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