When I was still living at home
when I was a younger dome
I didn´t use any headphones
my parents, to put it mildly, would moam

Turn that music lower or turn it off
That´s what I heard around the clock
Why don´t you play something good like jazz?
turn that garbage lower or turn it off!
When I saved enough green I split

I did the bachelor hit
I signed a flat contract writ
When the music began to sound
My landlord began his caustic hound

I met a girl who changed my life
I loved her and made her my wife
Not long after we had wed
not long after we´d been to bed, she said